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Why You Should Stop Trying To Lose Weight: Part I

Alligators and Crocodiles.

Coca-Cola and Pepsi.

Weight loss and fat loss.

These things are basically all the same. But if you ask the right person, all of these things are totally different.

Tell an animal expert that a croc and gator are the same and he’ll come back at you with, “Crikey! That gatuh is way deefrent than that there croc you crazy Yankee, just look at the shape of that snout and all those razah shahp teeth! Gatuh for sure.”